Ten years or ago or so I was at a Dallas Mavericks game sitting down courtside. I had a few beers and I had to piss so I went to closest bathroom which was completely empty because this was during play, except for one guy in one of the shitters. I did my business and as I turned around I found myself face to face with Gary Busey who just came out of the shitter. Kind of an awkward moment. I kinda said "Hey!" and he just said "How you doing?" and walked right out. Didn't even wash his hands. Too bad he flushed or I could have retrieved his turd and sold it on ebay or something.
